Chapter 3: The Life of the Princelings
Where can I find a rope now? Do you want to become the 'One-Armed Golden Prince' in the future? Xiao Chi was too lazy to respond to him, focusing instead on wrapping his hands around his waist and working on unfastening his belt
I heard that the mathematics teacher who often asks Xing'er to stand guard outside the classroom is known to have a chronic constipation issue. As a result, the last time he was on his way to see the school doctor for medication, he was mistakenly given medicine for diarrhea instead. Consequently, it was a foreseeable disaster. Such a high-level scheme must surely have originated from Xing'er's handiwork
Prince Jin was almost fainting with anger, if it were not for the venomous snake... then his "last words" ended up becoming a "confession of crimes"
Whenever I think of the ethereal beauty of the "Imperial Concubine," my heart is always filled with a lingering affection, as if I am entranced
Jin Taizi gasped in surprise, for the unsuspecting October, much like a toy held in hand as an "important tool," turned out to be a snake
Ga, ga, ga
Xiong Xing'er yawned loudly without any grace, sitting under the cherry blossom tree on campus, stretching her legs, lazily leaning back against the chair, so bored that tears almost welled up in the corners of her eyes
"Hello, hello, you are going too far... this thing is... toxic." Just as the hand reached into the bag in October, Jin Taizi could no longer hold back and spoke up to stop it
After coming to her senses, October let out a scream that did not disappoint the expectations of many, and with a shake of her hand, the snake was thrown into a parabolic arc
The faces of the other three instantly turned as pale as thin sheets of white paper, and not daring to inform the teacher, they could only hurriedly carry Jin Taizi to the hospital
What kind of look is that? You can't even tell the difference between a venomous snake and a non-venomous one! You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?" Jin Taizi's face turned red with anger as he roared at Shiyue, causing her to shrink back in fear and no longer dare to speak up.
Not far away, several fujoshi immediately spotted this and excitedly began to discuss: "I can't believe that someone as domineering as Prince Jin is actually a bottom! He's a bottom!"
Is it toxic? In October, he was stopped by the Crown Prince's reprimand, and before he could even look at the "important tool" already in his hand, he turned his head and stared blankly at him
The Golden Prince laments in distress, yet can only obediently keep his mouth shut
Unexpectedly, it attracted a group of girls who echoed in unison: "Exactly! Exactly!"
"It's not poisonous, I touched it this morning, no problem." Xiong Xing'er's mischievous smile grew more pronounced as she and Xiao Chi eagerly awaited to see the startled reaction of October.
On the way by car, Prince Jin clearly felt numerous symptoms such as dizziness, nausea, and weakness in his limbs. With his limited knowledge, he realized that the snake venom had already infiltrated his brain, and he instantly fell into the abyss of despair
Upon arriving at the hospital, Prince Jin was immediately taken into the intensive care unit for treatment. As cases of snakebite in the city are quite rare, the hospital urgently dispatched experts in snake venom. Xiong Xing'er, Xiao Chi, and Shi Yue anxiously paced outside the door
There was an additional small advertisement on the utility pole, which looked particularly unsightly. In October, she hurried over to tear it down; on one occasion, a few delinquents were leaning against the utility pole smoking cigarettes. She waited until they had all left and even took the time to clean up the trash.
The three of them stood in a daze, staring at her, and in the awkward silence, it seemed as if a crow was hoarsely cawing as it flew by, leaving no one daring to believe their own ears
Indeed, if the environment becomes polluted and the noble consort were to get drunk here again, it would be unfortunate if her clothes were to get soiled
October stared wide-eyed in shock, as she had always thought that Prince Jin was as friendly to her as everyone else... Little did she expect... Indeed, when a person is about to die, their words are kind.
Life is truly devoid of interest
... ...
Xiong Xing'er is experiencing such a great injustice for the first time, yet she can only endure it, shedding tears filled with both grievance and worry
"Then why don't you reach in and feel for yourself? This is an important tool used to alleviate boredom, you know," Xiao Chi gently encouraged.
Indeed, one's three souls and seven spirits have been completely taken away by that seemingly descended "Noble Consort".
No matter what game it is, playing it too many times will become boring On the right, Xiao Chi chuckled a few times, seemingly disdainful that Jin Taizi was still bringing up old tricks that had long lost their novelty
For some reason, Jin Taizi always felt that there was a faint hint of disdain on the doctor's face when he said this.
Xiao Chi rarely agreed, his smiling peach blossom eyes and a tone that seemed to smile yet not smile made it difficult for others to discern whether his words were praise or criticism
... ...
"Imperial Concubine... I am clearly the Crown Prince!" the Crown Prince Jin shouted loudly, feeling unwilling.
What, so these matters were all the pranks of Prince Jin?
Jin Taizi was taken aback, looking at Xiao Chi, who seemed to be tightly embracing him, his face flushed and hesitating to speak.
What on earth ... ... '' In October, I finally turned around and, for a moment, I was taken aback by the snake in my hand. `` Huh, so familiar, I just happened to see it in the encyclopedia a few days ago, the black and white patterned dual-ringed snake, highly venomous, a rare species living in the African desert ... ... Ah! This snake is poisonous, I recognize it! It's a venomous snake!!! ''
The blood immediately oozed out, appearing somewhat dark under the intense sunlight
Sigh, when will I be able to see her again
The snake, in a stroke of misfortune, fell right into the hands of Prince Jin. It had been trapped in the dark environment for quite some time and was already quite agitated. Upon seeing Prince Jin's sturdy arms glistening with a wheat-colored sheen, it retaliated fiercely and bit down hard.
In the afternoon, a group of "princelings" ostentatiously rested under the most comfortable and eye-catching cherry blossom tree at Sicheng High School
After the chaotic battle with the dogs in October, I panted and muttered to myself, my hair disheveled.
Hmm... Lin Shiyue seemed to have made up her mind, and with great seriousness, she scanned the three individuals one by one, and said solemnly, "In my eyes, Xing'er is the emperor high above, while Jin Taizi and Xiao Chi are the frequently accompanying imperial consorts, the Tai Fei and Xiao Fei!"
Xiao Chi squinted his eyes as he looked at October, revealing a smile that was difficult to interpret.
Then ... ...
Xiong Zhanpeng was infuriated to learn that his daughter was also one of the "masterminds" and he unleashed a torrent of scolding at her over the phone
Xiong Xing'er was so overwhelmed with tears that she could hardly speak, completely losing any semblance of a queen's demeanor. She sobbed and said, "Stop talking nonsense... However, if you have anything to confess now, just tell me, and I will definitely relay it to your mother, the Empress..."
Whenever the vast number of teachers and students mention the various misdeeds of the princelings, they cannot help but experience symptoms such as headaches and nausea. Yet, these three individuals, who are not ashamed but rather take pride in their actions, are actually arguing heatedly over "whose notoriety is more impressive"
This is a famous rest area, usually bustling with numerous students taking their lunch breaks, but at this moment it is quiet to the point of being deserted. The reason is that every student preparing to come here, upon seeing the princelings animatedly discussing the 'latest infamous rankings' from a distance, instinctively retreats.
Since the disappearance of the noble consort from her room, a strange "Obasan" has appeared in front of the utility pole at the small supermarket, almost stopping in her tracks every time she passes by, touching the pole and sighing deeply
For the sake of life, he can only endure
"Good son..." Xiong Xing'er seized a great opportunity and directly ignored the pale face of Prince Jin.
"Indeed, tell me, how do you perceive the three of us?" Xiong Xing'er asked impatiently, rolling her eyes, clearly adopting a leader's demeanor.
Jin Taizi was astonished and harbored doubts about the experts' words: "Are you really experts? Lin Shiyue said that snake is a highly venomous snake, the Gaboon viper, which lives in the African desert! Are you sure you are not mistaken? Otherwise, why would I feel dizzy, nauseous, and unwell all over?"
The sinuous body of the snake, with a ring of pale yellow and a ring of dark brown, flicking its bright red tongue, suddenly opened its mouth to launch an attack at the moment when October grasped its neck
Hmph, it's nothing much! Do you know that my nickname has changed to 'The Evil Queen'?" Xiong Xing'er suddenly sprang up like a carp, sitting up energetically and speaking to the two.
Not poisonous
The doctor completed the medical record card and, as he turned to walk out the door, he said, "Young man, all your symptoms are caused by excessive mental stress. In the future, when faced with such situations, you should show a bit of manly spirit."
Jin Taizi's face turned pale, and he turned his head to look at Xiao Chi: "Xiao Chi, will you miss me?"
"October, you are truly too kind..." Jin Taizi was moved to the point of having red-rimmed eyes, "Ah, October, please help me massage my legs, it seems the snake venom is taking effect!"
Who came up with this? It's really unpleasant... The daughter of Principal Xiong, a person of great stature, has been given such an unpleasant nickname, how sad and lamentable! My latest nickname is 'Evil Eye Golden Prince', what do you think, isn't it cool? Only such a nickname is worthy of me—the glorious image of the future online business alliance's little leader!" The Golden Prince boasted proudly.
Recently, she felt as if she were about to ascend to heaven in her happiness. The three members of the princeling faction took her out for strolls every day, allowing her to experience a different kind of life, truly an eye-opener. It turned out that high school life could be so colorful and carefree. However, Lin Shiyue, who believed that "low profile is safety," still hesitated to speak as she glanced at Xiong Xing'er.
I am about to die! I am about to die! I have not yet received a confession from the girl, and there are still many things I have not done!
"Really, now even pretending to scare the teacher by shutting off the power to create the illusion of an unexpected blackout has become so uninteresting..." The Golden Prince, sitting in the same posture to her left, drowsily responded.
Ah? I don't know... October took the bag without any defense, staring at it seriously and guessing.
Still not having received an answer, Xiao Chi took a swift step forward and bent down to unfasten Prince Jin's belt
Xiao Fei
The Golden Prince was on the verge of collapse, his eyes glistening with tears as he pitifully turned to Xiong Xing'er: "Xing'er, if I die, will you remember me?"
Good. In October, there is no doubt about it, and I immediately reached out to explore the bag.
Another newcomer to the world of fandom, who still harbors a yearning for love and is a member of the appearance association, chimed in: "It's fine for ugly men to digest internally; handsome men being together seriously affects the excellent development of human genes. It's simply a crime against humanity"
The crowd outside could hear the conversation between Prince Jin and the experts clearly. When Prince Jin, feeling both apprehensive and embarrassed, slowly walked out of the intensive care unit, Xiong Xing'er shot him a fierce glare, immediately regaining her queenly demeanor, and loudly said with disdain: "Prince Jin, are you even a man? Just a minor injury and you act like you're on the verge of death, almost scaring us to death!"
In the intensive care unit, numerous experts dressed in white coats gathered around Prince Jin. However, upon examining the wound, they discovered that Prince Jin had merely been bitten and was not poisoned at all
"Alright, alright, I don't want to argue with you anymore! October, what do you think about the new nicknames for the three of us? Do these nicknames match our images in your mind?" The heated debate, as usual, yielded no results. Xiong Xing'er, with her keen eyes, suddenly raised her voice to ask Lin Shiyue, who was standing respectfully to the side, serving tea to the three of them.
Although feeling quite depressed, upon seeing the uncertain future and precarious life of Prince Jin, Shijiu still kindly nodded and replied: "Don't think too much, treating your illness is the priority... I forgive you completely"
Jin Taizi was greatly affected, and then turned to October: "October, I am sorry. I should not have treated you that way in the past... I should not have taken pictures of you in the grass, even though none of them were clear; I also should not have damaged your bed frame, I heard you fell particularly hard when you rolled off the bed at that time... Although I was the one who did these misdeeds, I also suffered a lot while bullying you, and even now my butt still hurts... Can you forgive me?" Although I was the one who did these misdeeds, I also suffered a lot while bullying you, and even now my butt still hurts... Can you forgive me?
Hey, hey, the main point is that there isn't much fun going on right now! Except for the time I put glue on a classmate's chair; that fool didn't go to the bathroom for an entire day. Later, when we forcibly removed the chair, there was a loud rip, and a big heart shape appeared on his backside! Hahaha, it was hilarious. The main point is that he was wearing boxers printed with Crayon Shin-chan... Jin Taizi scratched his head and suddenly remembered one of his classic pranks, laughing like a cunning big-tailed wolf. Hahaha, it was hilarious. The main point is that he was wearing boxers printed with Crayon Shin-chan...
"October, can you guess what this is about?" Xiao Chi shrugged, appearing very calm
I am the attacker! I am the attacker!
Jin Taizi was overwhelmed by the impulse to die, feeling a mix of shame, urgency, fear, and anger all at once. Her body went limp, and amidst the gasps of the surrounding women, she collapsed directly into Xiao Chi's arms
"Seeing you so weak, do you want me to carry you home again?" Xiao Chi also walked over, raising his face that was more delicate than a girl's, yet his gaze was filled with a wicked and provoking light
Xiong Zhanpeng's driver is a middle-aged man around forty years old. Upon hearing the conversation among the princelings, he immediately called the security department, and even the police were brought in.
As he struggled to shout out a defense, October quickly stepped forward to comfort him, saying: "Your Highness, you must not get agitated right now; an accelerated blood circulation will cause the venom to flow more rapidly through your body..."
Xiong Xing'er called her father's driver to come over. After the four of them got into the car, Jin Taizi, who was gradually waking up, kept asking Shiyue with a nervous expression: "Did you make a mistake? I asked the owner of the snake shop, and he said this snake is non-venomous."
Hahaha, good, as expected of the person I am protecting! You have good taste! After a while, Xiong Xing'er was the first to regain her composure, clapping her hands and laughing proudly
October is also not very certain, after all, I am not an expert in this area, but for matters concerning human lives, she feels it is better to be cautious: "Well, I saw it broadcasted on television, and there was also a close-up of this snake."
He casually picked up a black faux leather bag, which glimmered with a dark sheen under the intense sunlight, as if something was happening inside. It was writhing and rustling.
Hey, are you being unreasonable! Xiao Chi, I warn you not to go too far!'' The angry Jin Taizi shouted directly at Xiao Chi.
Indeed, whether we can successfully skip class this afternoon depends entirely on it!" Xiong Xing'er caught a glimpse of the triumphant smile forming at the corner of Xiao Chi's mouth and echoed in agreement.
"An'er... are you asking for my thoughts?" Lin Shiyue suddenly came to her senses, her words becoming incoherent.
I thought only my own nickname had been upgraded—'Peach Blossom Poisonous Snake Lord', and I must say, I am quite satisfied with it...
Ah... that is not the dual-ringed snake, but rather a common brown-black rat snake, which is usually used as a food snake. The doctor replied dismissively, seemingly quite displeased with the recent commotion.
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"That... are you okay?" October asked timidly in a soft voice.
In order to capture the escaped snake, the school was in a state of chaos
Even the terrified screams were silenced, and the Crown Prince felt a surge of panic, nearly fainting: "What should I do now? I, I have been poisoned! Who, who has a rope? Help me tie my hands."
Xiao Chi Yi appeared calm and said: "I miss you; I fear having nightmares."
I remember that day when a stray dog came over to relieve itself, and in October, we quickly drove it away, which even led to a standoff situation